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MICHAL/BULLET





edgy boy with edgy hyperfixes

click here for pronouns and stuff






i like guns, guys, kmfdm and zero day. along other things (obvi)



shoutout to terry, viktor, percy and sherlo!!!








GUN LOVER

Acumen Nation

SAILOR SONG

Gigi Perez

LEICHTER//KÄLTER

Edwin Rosen







masturbation causes blindness



im so normal about zero day

warning! blehh

i tend to trauma dump a lot and also tend to make a conversation about myself a
lot, like for example you'd say something and i'll most likely make it about me.
it's not intentional.

i struggle with empathy towards people. also, if you hurt animals i will fucking
slit your throat.

i'm terrible at comforting people, and even more terrible at giving advice.

i'm a generally aggressive person and i say violent things. i get angry/upset
very easily. "oh but you're nice!" yeah because if i wasn't, everyone would turn
against me and be like "uhm... why'd you say that" so i try to learn not to
speak my mind all the time. that doesn't apply to terry. couldn't be mad at her
ever, i think.

there are times i don't wanna talk with anyone. "oh but you talk with terry!"
this doesn't apply to her either.



interests: zero day 2003, guns, creep 2014 & 2017, industrial rock/metal,
isaacwhy & the group chat in general, random animal facts, needy streamer
overload (although i don't interact with it as much anymore but i still like
it), the batman 2022, ttrpgs, our flag means death, creepypasta. I'm also trying
to get into cry of fear but i'm scared lololol



more interests: 1670, marine biology and going to aquariums, the hobbit & the
lord of the rings, cool knives, collecting random stuff, dramas in politics
because i fucking love seeing people argue over literally anything on twitter,
spongebob, psychology of murderers, elephant 2003, postal 2, loddlenaut





also wincent you fucking piece of shit if i catch you one day i will fucking
kill you i swear on my goddamn soul. your life isn't even worth anyones time and
you're completely pathetic and i hate you. you're manipulative and a pedophile
and i don't fucking want you breathing on this earth let alone be under the same
moon as everyone else. i will send your bitchass to a different galaxy or even a
different universe because ''m-maybe in another universe'' you're not a complete
fucking failure and a pain in the ass to everyone you're around to. if heaven
and hell and that fucking god of everyones is real i hope on judgement day he's
gonna look at you in the most disgusted and disappointed way imaginable and you
will see that face for the rest of eternity as you suffer. and i pray you leave
my friends alone and at least change and grow as a person, but whats done is
done and i fucking despise you. i hope you burn in hell you dumb bitch









aghh this is messy i lowkey hate this page aaaaaaaaagh









people who like the saw franchise freak me out lowkey










bonus: terry






no idea how to make this layout work :p shoutout to terry someone date her
please






i love this one

and dylan...





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