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FROM TODAY'S FEATURED ARTICLE [FEATURE AN ARTICLE]

Sideboob comes into play when a fashionable upper-class woman wants a gentleman
to lust after her, but still be able to live with herself in polite society.
Sideboob, which is a peek-a-boo look at the side of either one or both breasts,
aesthetically enhances any situation in which it appears. In fact, in our
virtual/material/antropological world, good Sideboob is usually so
attention-grabbing that all of the other objects of attraction in the vicinity
can only brood silently, start the toe tapping thing, get into the arms crossed
pose, and then storm out. That is the power of Sideboob.

A cave girl started this. Cave girls walked around naked, and cave guys and
lesbian cave girls enjoyed looking at the bare breasts. But they were always
there, skyclad, enjoying the air and the sun and the bird droppings that the
almighty cave god would send them daily. Everyone liked them, and would play and
caress them when the mood was upon them, but nobody made much of a fuss about
them for about five million years or so. (Full article...)

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 * 1865 - Confederate General Robert E. Lee surrenders himself to Union General
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 * 1877 - Oscar Wilde pens his play Salome: A Tragedy in One Act which describes
   his personal experience spilling milk on his favorite sweater.
 * 1905 - The famous Bacon and Cheese Sandwich is envisioned; planning takes
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 * 1940 - Germany invades Norway and Denmark, Sweden feels left out.
 * 1947 - A tornado in the states of Texas, Oklahoma and Kansas sends over 181
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 * 2005 - Prince Charles and Camilla Parker Bowles wed, thus squashing rumors
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Unable to reach Him by phone, Oscar Wilde took his seat in God's waiting room
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