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Thu September 14, 2023
How do racists even have this kind of free time on their hands?
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I've done it with beasties with long flowing hair, I'd do it with snakes if
their fangs were not there. I've done it with walrus, a monkey, and goose, but
it's just not the same when you screw with a moose
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Neo-Nazi arrested for decorating overpass in expected manner
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I haven't got a better headline
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90 Minutes
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After two weeks on the lam, emu is ostrich-ized from the wilds of Massachusetts.
No fuzzy little ones on the way
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9
Drunk Scotsman wields power saw to terrify revellers outside nightclub. Drunk
Scotsman redundant
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Police storm street after prank 'got out of hand' ...and legs
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Theme of Farktography Contest No. 958: "Parrothead Memorial". Details and rules
in first post. LGT next week's theme
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Wed September 13, 2023
Russia finds a way to lose submarine on dry ground
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Norwegian grift empire expands
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(Some Guy)
Tired of ridiculous hidden fees in everything from restaurant bills to sports
tickets, California says no more to junk fees. Show me the real price
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♫ When your student debt's high and your contractors buy, that's....a kickback ♫
When you dream of a home that's in Florence or Rome, that's....a kickback ♫ When
you're dating a guy who says "ciao" for "goodbye" that's...a kickback ♫
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The RCMP come in hot with the jokes after getting a call about 'illegal use of
camouflage pants'
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In today's word jumble, Jaswant Singh Chail, who was also a Sith named Darth
Chailus, tried to kill the Queen with a crossbow on Xmas Day in 2021 because his
AI girlfriend Sarai told him to do it as revenge for the 1919 Jallianwala Bagh
massacre
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(Some Buoy)
Photoshop this impenetrable barrier
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BP chief Looney steps down over past relationships with colleagues, as his
claims that "I am invincible" turned out to be false
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25
8-year-old boy helping grandma clean up the backyard would have probably been
okay had it not been for the guns in the burn barrel
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California may ban 'excited delirium' as a cause of death. The vapors, the ague,
French pox, and the grippe still killers
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52
Hero Florida man saves Florida man from burning car, thereby canceling each
other out
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You think you've heard the stupidest question ever asked by a reporter? If you
haven't heard this, you have not heard it
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Yeah I'd definitely give the wife of Gilgo Beach suspect his 300 guns back. Not
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Guy who crashes ship on the moon promises space equipment in exchange for
missiles from guy who can't hit anything but the poor beleaguered Sea of Japan
with his missiles. Everybody panic
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41
Berkeley landlords decide to throw a party to celebrate the end of the eviction
moratorium, saying the pandemic caused them undue stress. Private party
announced publicly and held in a local bar. You know where this is going
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High use trail has poop bags at trail head. The bags are not for dogs however
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"Better to write for yourself and have no public, than to write for the public
and have no self." -Cyril Connolly. This is your Fark Writer's Thread, Publicity
Edition
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Photoshop this goopy terrace
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"I'm not a fan of that sort of thing. Be professional," he said. "You got him in
custody. Do your job, and the rest of that stuff save for some other place"
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Fark NotNewsletter: Danger, Sharknado
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The Merriam-Webster word of the day for September 13 is 'abstain' as in: "I've
had to stop drinking while working out, because I keep spilling my beer and
getting abstains"
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12
13 people get free full-body botox at local Bordeaux restaurant. Subby had the
chicken
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A: The mask fell off where people could see it
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166
Chinese aircraft carrier holding drills in Pacific Ocean, Taiwan says, as
intelligence analysts wonder tensely what other kind of tools they have on that
thing
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The inside story of how escaped fugitive Danelo Cavalcante was finally captured.
TL;DR: It was one particular Very Good Boy who deserves all the glory. And all
the steak
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Today's 2-hr serving of '80s alt/post-punk/new wave includes music from General
Public, The Slits, OMD, and The Church. Hear what commercial radio doesn't sound
like on pastFORWARD. Starts @ 1:00 PM ET, LGT streaming options
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Dick penalized for dangling pecker in Beaverton
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Today is National Day of the Programmer, so let's all GOTO 10 and C who's
LGN/DIT
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18-year-old with cerebral palsy wins 'American Ninja Warrior' season 15. In
related story, subby's teenage son sorta crawled out of his room yesterday to
grab a Pop-Tart and slink back inside, never to be seen for the rest of the day
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90
Hey, remember back in the 80s when NASA had assembled a strong team of women
scientists and doctors training to be astronauts but all the media ever wanted
to ask them were really sexist, chauvinistic questions? Thank God that doesn't
happen anymore
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108
Road sign altered by pranksters to warn of some particularly nasty weather in
Houston. This is the climate change we need, if you're into that
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Clowns nabbed in motorcycle dealership burglary memorialized in music videos
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Fugitive Pennsylvania inmate's bid to become hide and seek champion has failed
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Photoshop these drying fish
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When Denim first arrived at the Pennsylvania SPCA he was skin and bones, but
thanks to the love and care he received, he's gone from scared and fearful to
being a very happy pup. We hope he finds his forever home in time for Woofday
Wetnose Wednesday
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Today in still not a drag queen: Columbia University ignored women, undermined
prosecutors and protected a sexual predator for more than 20 years
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(The Reset)
The full victim impact statement of a woman Danny Masterson raped. "To my
knowledge, my mom is still alive but not in my life because the defendant raped
me and I reported him to the police. That is strictly forbidden in Scientology"
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Baby formula, being more valuable than diapers, requires a more elaborate form
of deception than a mere panty on one's head
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Day 567 of WW3: Ukraine attacks a Crimean shipyard, while Kimmy pledges his all
to Blyat House. Fat, insular and stupid is no way to go through life, son. It's
your Wednesday Ukraine war thread
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Presenting the most Cleveland story of the week
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(WTOL 11)
Ohio sees Florida's mysterious orange line down I-95 and raises with a shiatty
brown line on SR-795 and I-280
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Putin tries to keep Musk on side with flattery and praise. Surely the world's
greatest genius can see through such a transparent ploy and oh God it's going to
work isn't it
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Russia finds a way to lose submarine on dry ground
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Can't she just fire the civil jury?
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State legislators drafting bill to add annual fee for electric, hybrid vehicles
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I backed the blue until they mistreated my son. Are they colorblind? Can't they
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