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The proper reason for going to the beach is to stare out at the sea and
contemplate your place in a universe far grander than your wildest imagining,
and then pick up cool rocks to take home

westballz-baptist-church:

> berserklrina:
> 
> > 
> 
> sponge boy me bob we’re having a presentation on human trafficking

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vergess:

> BRODYQUEST UPON YE

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jazzybot4:

> fennel-tea:
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> > tony-the-tigers-juicy-armpit:
> > 
> > > today’s children are gonna become teens and clown the shit out of us for
> > > ‘eepy’ and 'blorbo’ but they’ll say it in cocomelonese so we won’t
> > > understand them
> > 
> > today’s eepy blorbo is yesterday’s heckin doggo is last week’s smexy bishie
> 
> I hate that you’re right and that I understood all of that.

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bunjywunjy:

> elfwreck:
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> > kittyplayz1cantmsg4somereason:
> > 
> > > erin-luci-and-me:
> > > 
> > > > oshiawaseni:
> > > > 
> > > > > clover11-10:
> > > > > 
> > > > > > sashayed:
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > > wylltingtrees:
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > steve-spaghetti:
> > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > renirabbit:
> > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > pizzalecki:
> > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > pkmnbreederbrianna:
> > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > togamijail:
> > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > chandra75:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > im-sherlocked-in-my-mindpalace:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > socially-awkward-supervillian:
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > > Fun fact: Cheetahs only attack prey that runs
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > > jesus that is good to know.
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > Yup, that’s the point you just stay still and let it
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > do whatever the fuck it wants that doesn’t involved
> > > > > > > > > > > > > > you getting eaten. 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > REALLY FUN FACT for big cats cheetahs are fucking
> > > > > > > > > > > > > docile as shit
> > > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > > my grandfather ran a cheetah sanctuary in south africa
> > > > > > > > > > > > > and he’d just lie with them and sleep among them and
> > > > > > > > > > > > > they’d rub against him and chirp at him they’re big
> > > > > > > > > > > > > fucking babies
> > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > Another Fun Fact: Cheetahs are incredibly nervous
> > > > > > > > > > > > animals. One of the (many) reason’s they’re going
> > > > > > > > > > > > extinct is that cheetahs are so sensitive and nervous,
> > > > > > > > > > > > some of them are literally too nervous to breed. Others
> > > > > > > > > > > > will breed, but stress themselves out so much, they’ll
> > > > > > > > > > > > lose their cubs.
> > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > So zoos with breeding programs had to figure out how to
> > > > > > > > > > > > make cheetahs comfortable enough to first of all, get
> > > > > > > > > > > > laid and secondly - not spazz themselves into
> > > > > > > > > > > > miscarrying.
> > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > So what’d they do?
> > > > > > > > > > > > They gave the cheetah’s their very own Service Dogs!
> > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > > The dogs make them feel safe, protected and secure!
> > > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > > AJHHHHFDDGHH SO PRECIOUS
> > > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > this post just got so much better
> > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > THIS IS OFFICIALLY MY FAVOURITE POST
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > this is emmett and cullen they are best friends
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > This is the greatest thing I’ve seen all day.
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > Dogs are truly angels.
> > > > > 
> > > > > so THATS why these cheetah ft dogo pics exist
> > > > 
> > > > the anxiety cat
> > > 
> > > Also! Cheetahs are not in fact classified as big cats, they are simply
> > > very large lesser cats, due to the fact that they purr, meow, chirp, and
> > > cannot roar. Also many cheetahs have learned to recognize wildlife
> > > photographers are friends and not foes, so they will just come up to
> > > people and be friendly occasionally as pictured at the top of the chain.
> > > Some will even leave their Cubs with photographers to look after while
> > > they hunt. So. Yeah. Cheetahs are great
> 
> this works because cheetahs are actually fairly social animals, and they look
> to members of their group for context on how worried they should be about any
> given Situation. but since cheetahs are also nervous social animals, they can
> work each other into an anxiety spiral pretty easily over things like “being
> in an enclosed habitat” and “there’s a guy over there”.
> 
> so by introducing a dog as a member of the group, the cheetahs will now look
> to the dog for context clues on how worried they should be! and the dog Is Not
> Worried At All, Thanks, so the cheetahs think everything must be chill even if
> they were personally unsure about it, and they stop being so freaked out about
> literally everything.

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quarterclever:

> quarterclever:
> 
> > quarterclever:
> > 
> > > awsydawnarts:
> > > 
> > > > wild-moss-art:
> > > > 
> > > > > This is why I read the reddit comments
> > > 
> > > I love how the notes for this are just chock full of examples of the most
> > > batshit specific things people research for their fanfics. Truly a
> > > treasure trove.
> > 
> > Some of my favorites
> 
> And my absolute fav

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nyxetoile:

> quasi-normalcy:
> 
> > argumate:
> > 
> > > tiktoksijustthinkareneat:
> > > 
> > > > 
> > > 
> > > okay so that’s at least one person who would have no problem if they got
> > > sent back to medieval times, the guild hall absolutely going off to this
> > > mashup
> > 
> > @honey-wine-and-time
> 
> Husband: That tune is really familiar.
> 
> Me: It’s the Pirates of the Caribbean theme.
> 
> Him: Ah.
> 
> Me: Mashed with Carol of the Bells. On a harp.
> 
> Him: *stares*
> 
> Me: Everything is on the internet somewhere.

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transapphic:

> biheterocapitalist:
> 
> > Why is this so funny skdkska
> 
> Butch for butch couples

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solar-citrus:

> ….I don’t remember drawing this but this is an accurate daily interaction with
> my cat

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literallymechanical:

> grison-in-space:
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> > freyasfolly:
> > 
> > > thesylversmyth:
> > > 
> > > > derinthescarletpescatarian:
> > > > 
> > > > > literallymechanical:
> > > > > 
> > > > > > literallymechanical:
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > > literallymechanical:
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > literallymechanical:
> > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > literallymechanical:
> > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > > It’s been long enough since I worked at the hideously
> > > > > > > > > > mismanaged nanotech startup that I’ve started romanticizing
> > > > > > > > > > it. Like, yes the hydrogen explosion was scary and I’m
> > > > > > > > > > entirely too familiar with the odor of decaborane, and yes
> > > > > > > > > > the CEO and CTO got in a fistfight in the conference room,
> > > > > > > > > > but nothing makes you feel alive like turning chunks of
> > > > > > > > > > graphite on an ancient manual lathe with inadequate
> > > > > > > > > > respiratory PPE.
> > > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > > Asbestosis-like lung damage via inhalation of loose airborn
> > > > > > > > > boron nitride nanotubes, nitrate-induced chronic migraines,
> > > > > > > > > and a crippling caffeine addiction build character.
> > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > Fondly remembering the day where we decided to try a nickel
> > > > > > > > organometallic catalyst instead of our usual iron. The
> > > > > > > > difference being that while nickel should be a better catalyst,
> > > > > > > > if you get an iron carbonyl leak the room smells bad for a bit,
> > > > > > > > whereas if you get a nickel carbonyl leak you’re dead before you
> > > > > > > > hit the floor.
> > > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > > So much adrenaline! We went home wired and giddy, full to the
> > > > > > > > brim with nightmares and scientific euphoria. Every day I
> > > > > > > > dreaded waking up, and every day I held the raw stuff of
> > > > > > > > miracles in my hands. Good times.
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > 
> > > > > > > god lived in this box, I’m pretty sure
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > No. Even with such egregious safety shortcuts, they barely even
> > > > > > scratched the surface of what was possible. Sure, they had drive and
> > > > > > vision, but never enough for my taste. They weren’t mad. They were
> > > > > > barely even eccentric.
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > And I was no mere hench! I know the process. Every single object you
> > > > > > see in these pictures was designed and assembled by me, with my own
> > > > > > mind and hands. And moreover, I know all the radical experiments
> > > > > > that they were too timid to attempt. All I need is some space, a bit
> > > > > > of cash, and a used furnace or two, and I will spin up an operation
> > > > > > to put my erstwhile peers to shame.
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > For as much as they were willing to risk with our health, they were
> > > > > > unwilling to risk the money. Honestly, I get it. People do stupid
> > > > > > things when funding is on the line. Happens all the time. I can’t
> > > > > > even be angry. I’m really not.
> > > > > > 
> > > > > > No, I’m not mad, I’m just… frustrated.
> > > > > 
> > > > > OP how does it feel to be a real life mad scientist
> > > > 
> > > > Ok so if you haven’t already heard of it, there’s an excellent podcast
> > > > on engineering disasters (and sometimes engineering disgraces) called
> > > > Well There’s Your Problem, and they have a segment at the end of every
> > > > episode called Safety Third, which is listeners writing in about
> > > > egregiously unsafe experiences they have had especially at their
> > > > workplaces.
> > > > 
> > > > OP, I am BEGGING you to write in with this because I want so badly to
> > > > hear their voices read your email with mounting horror as they get to
> > > > the pictures of the box god probably lived in.
> > > > 
> > > > Well There‘s Your Problem | a podcast by Justin Roczniak, Liam Anderson,
> > > > Alice Caldwell-Kelly
> > > > This is a podcast about engineering disasters and systemic failures,
> > > > from a leftist perspective, with jokes
> > > > wtyppod.podbean.com
> > > > 
> > > > (Also if this is the first you’re hearing of the podcast, last week’s
> > > > episode had the wonderful Maia Arson Crimew @nyancrimew to talk about
> > > > cybersecurity among other things, which was excellent. On the whole,
> > > > great podcast, would recommend.)
> > > 
> > > 124 episodes of workplace drama?????? Holy crap, this’ll keep me occupied
> > > for a few weeks, thank you!
> > 
> > I am enjoying the fuck out of the notes here, most of which are variations
> > on “I thought this was a bit and then OH MY GOD THERE WAS A PICTURE.” and
> > look I’ve mostly worked in the corners of science that are founded in
> > naturalistic variation with very little room for hubris and I still believed
> > every word from OP there. I’ve seen with my own eyes a video of the time my
> > friend genetically engineered a hamster for maximum rage, okay? I’ve seen
> > the consequences of the horrors and the thwarted sulking of those whose
> > hands have been slapped by IRBs or Environmental Health and Safety or IT. I
> > have two different friends on IRBs and one of these days I’m gonna make
> > friends with someone at EHS purely for the cocktail party stories. And that
> > is in the relatively tame field of behavioral research, okay, I’m not
> > fucking with the stuff of material reality here.
> > 
> > Also I’ve read the inimitable Derek Lowe’s Things I Won’t Work With and I
> > have a healthy fear of applied chemists.
> 
>  * Igntion! is fantastic. Every time I read it I skip to the chapter on exotic
>    rocket fuels and laugh at the boron chemists.
>  * I read Hench cover-to-cover in a single night last year, and now it’s
>    lodged permanently in my brain next to the Genius: The Transgression rules
>    doc and a web serial called Fine Structure that I read in 2009.

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