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[NSFW] WHAT DO YOU CALL A GAMER WITH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION?

Ubisoft
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WHY DID THE CEO OF UBISOFT GET DIVORCED LAST WEEK?

Yves Guillemot is reported to have asked his now ex-wife, "Baby, we've been
through thick and thin. I'm the CEO of a multi-million dollar company, why are
you leaving me?"

The ex-wife responds, "Everything is perfect, except in the bedroom. You be
soft."
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CLAIM YOUR FREE GIVEAWAY FROM UBISOFT STORE BEFORE END OF YEAR

You can no longer claim this free game from Ubisoft store.
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WHAT DID THE EA SAY TO UBISOFT?

You must purchase the r/jokes season pass to see this
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WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN NORTH KOREA AND UBISOFT?

North Korea didn't fuck up as many launches as Ubisoft
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SQUARE ENIX, UBISOFT, EA AND VALVE ARE ALL IN CLASS.

They're all taking a quiz. The teacher tells them that'll have 60 minutes to
complete the quiz and that they'll be graded immediately. An hour later, the
teacher collects their test sheets and begins grading.

Square Enix answered every question correctly, even the extra credit essay
question... read more
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EA GAMES AND UBISOFT WALK INTO A BAR...

Act now and for just $49.99 you too can experience the intensity and originality
of this punchline!
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UBISOFT'S HAS A NEW SUBSIDIARY THAT ONLY MAKES ADULT GAMES

It's call Illbhard
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UBISOFT GIVING OUT COPIES OF UNITY FOR FREE IS SO DISRESPECTFUL

First theirs a cathedral burning everyone needs to worry about now Ubisoft is
sending dumpster fires to everyone
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WHY IS UBISOFT THE WORST GAMING COMPANY IN FRANCE?

Punchline only included in the season pass! Preorder now and get one of 26
randomly chosen bonus characters! 27th character included in Spanish version
only.
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WHY DOES THOMAS EDISON HATE UBISOFT MONTREAL

Cause he didn't like AC
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WHAT COMPANY DOESN'T LIKE PEOPLE WHO GET ERECTIONS OFTEN?

Ubisoft
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WHY IS EA THE WORST GAMING COMPANY IN AMERICA?

Because Ubisoft is in France
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WHAT'S A TREATMENT FOR VIAGRA OVERDOSE AND ALSO A SOFTWARE COMPANY?

Ubisoft.
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WHERE DO MEN WITH ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION GO TO FIND A JOB?

Ubisoft
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WHEN YOUR NOT HARD

Ubisoft
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WHY CAN'T YOU HAVE SEX AFTER PLAYING ASSASSIN'S CREED?

Because Ubisoft
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WHAT COMPANY IS GOING TO START SELLING PILLS THAT ARE THE OPPOSITE OF VIAGRA?

Ubisoft.
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WHAT HAPPENS WHEN A ROLE PLAYING GAME HAS NO NUDITY IN IT?

Ubisoft
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