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ABOUT ME:

Graphic design is my passion. One of my favorite passtimes is hunting and
gathering in my backyard. My neighbors hate me because the squirrel population
is being depleted constantly. I have a crazy fucking ass gecko that I suspect
might be gay. The police wont stop adding DWI's to my record and I can't get
them to stop! Sometimes I wake up on the side of the road holding an unlabled
bottle and can't remember anything from the past two weeks. NO FLASH
PHOTOGRAPHY, I WILL SHIT MYSELF.

WHAT DO I DO?

I'm a world-renowned YouTuber that makes interesting videos. TSA sometimes stops
me and gives me a cavity search because they recognize me from the news. I have
to take care of this bitch ass gecko that doesn't even pay rent. He's basically
my roomate. I work as a high school student, but I haven't gotten any paychecks
for it. I'm a professional at video games if you weren't aware. I'm severely
addicted to listening to music and it has caused me to get into 8 car crashes so
far. Help me break my arm again by sending me your old CDs!



MY FAVORITE THINGS

I like making videos with my camcorder. Michelle Obama has mail sent from my
address automatically sent back because I kept sending her 30 minute tapes of me
dancing to songs she hates. I love music but I wont tell you what my favorite
band is because I'm gatekeeping. I love computer games and my favorite one is
GTA IV. My favorite Xbox game is Family Guy Video Game but it fucking pisses me
off because it's too difficult. My favorite Playstation game is also Family Guy
Video Game. Even though theres plasma and LCD TVs, I like my big tv better. It
is much cooler and sounds better and I love it. One of my favorite companies is
eMachines because they made my computer. Heres a picture of my computer.