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We've updated our 404 page with some of your submissions - checkout our 404 page
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open. Not that we'll promise to get them up quickly, but eventually, as we run
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B3ta newsletter 884, out now
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Pigs!
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posted by rob on 13th Nov at 12pm

The second Fesshole books is out and in the shops - do grab in on Amazon or
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CHRISTMAS DECORATIONS

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and baubles, gimp an advent crown, or design some completely new decorations to
make things festive.


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Brexit
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404 part 2
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Putin
Cost of living crisis
King Charles
Animal Musicals
Elon Invents
The Beatles at War
Eurovision Films
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Mundane Video Games
Toy Movies
Sci-Fi : Cross The Streams
Shrink It
Beans!
The Horrors of Parliament
BINS!
Microsoft Windows: A Celebration
Medieval Advertising
Garbage Pail Pop Stars
Fictional Health and Safety
Pigs!
Happy Birthday Dr Who


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