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ETF The Token stands as the bridge between memetic value and one of the most
pivotal catalysts the cryptocurrency realm has ever witnessed. Firmly grasping
the gamblefi concept, ETF grants you the abililty to stake your convictions on
the forthcoming SEC verdicts concerning spot Bitcoin ETFs. It's an opportunity
to bet boldly. So bet ETF.








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ROADMAP
First Deadline: Blue Moon 9/01/23




 * $ETF the token stealth launch
 * Automatic LP rewards to $ETF holders begin
 * Initial liquidity lock 6 months
 * Dapp to view and claim LP rewards
 * Blumewn cult formation

Second Deadline: The Regulator Strikes Back 10/15/23




 * Timeline announced
 * Binary prediction markets/betting vault smart contracts deployed
 * Docs released
 * Vault smart contracts go live
 * Bet $ETF dashboard goes live for depositing LP rewards in vaults

Third Deadline: Rise of the Fund Managers 1/15/24




 * Initial vault bets settled
 * New betting vaults deployed
 * Additional rewards for betting vault participants
 * IRL gamification & community incentives
 * Global marketing & branding (multilingual website, documentation, &
   communities)

FINAL DEADLINE: Gensler's Lament 3/15/24




 * Betting pools for final SEC decision deployed & settled
 * Bonus rewards for prediction market participants
 * Spot ETF approval by SEC
 * 100% decentralized LP
 * Contract set to 0% tax & renounced
 * CEX listings

*Roadmap items are subject to change
**Pending a spot BTC ETF approval prior to 3/15/24, the Final Deadline phase
will be initiated immediately


"Investing in Ass and Assets, Meet Cathy Wood: Fast and Loose in the World of
Finance"




Cathy Would


Cathy Would
Cathy Would
Once upon a time, in the bustling city of Los Angeles, there was a young woman
named Cathy Wood. Born with a natural curiosity and a knack for numbers, and a
rack you could suffocate in, Cathy's ambitions led her to attend the prestigious
Notre Dame Academy, an all-girls Catholic school. Little did she know that her
time at the academy would shape her future in unexpected ways.

Cathy was a bright and ambitious student who excelled in her studies, but she
also had a mischievous side. She discovered that she possessed a unique ability
to captivate attention with short skirts and strategically timed pencil drops.
Embracing her feminine allure, she used it as a tool to navigate the competitive
world of finance.

As Cathy entered the world of finance, she realized that her tight body and
attractiveness could be advantageous in capturing the attention of potential
investors and clients. With her clever wit and alluring charm, she skillfully
worked her way up the ranks, catching the eyes of influential figures in the
industry.

Her intelligence and strategic thinking complemented her sexual prowess, leading
many to believe her the second coming of Genghis Khan. Soon Cathy found herself
climbing the corporate ladder eventually becoming the CEO of Ark Invest, a
renowned investment firm known for its innovative and daring strategies. Her
unique approach, coupled with her newly built sexual empire, captured the
attention of investors from all corners of the globe.

Cathy's success served as an inspiration to many, as she defied expectations and
shattered glass ceilings and thousands of headboards. She showed the world that
intelligence, ambition, confidence, and skull-crushing thighs could pave the way
to success in any field.


Cathy Would
Elizabeth Warren
"Scheming Shapeshifter: Wampum Warrior of Wily Ways."




Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren


Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth Warren
Elizabeth was known for her wild imagination and eccentric tendencies from a
young age. She grew up in a small town near a Native American reservation, which
fueled her fascination with their culture.

As a child, Elizabeth loved to play dress-up, often donning feathered
headdresses and moccasins she made from old household items. She'd roam around
her backyard, convinced she was engaging in authentic tribal rituals. The real
Native Americans in her town, however, were utterly perplexed by her antics,
shaking their heads at the spectacle of this imaginative white girl.

As Elizabeth grew older, her belief in her Native American heritage only
deepened. She began attending tribal events and gatherings, introducing herself
as "Lone Star Buffalo," a name she had carefully chosen from a "Native American
Name Generator" she found online. The Native Americans, now fondly amused by her
eccentricity, simply played along.

When it came time for college applications, Elizabeth faced a dilemma. Her
grades were less than stellar, and she was desperate for a way to stand out.
That's when it struck her - she'd embrace her "heritage" and apply for
affirmative action programs. With a flourish of her feathered pen, she marked
"Native American" under the ethnicity section.

As her application landed on the desks of the Admissions Committee, a group of
well-intentioned, yet hopelessly politically correct, individuals reviewed her
file. The committee was composed entirely of white people who were more
concerned about avoiding controversy than anything else.

During her interview, Elizabeth confidently recounted her imaginary tribal
adventures, embellishing her stories with vivid descriptions of her "spiritual
connections" and "vision quests." The interviewers exchanged awkward glances but
couldn't bring themselves to challenge her narrative. Instead, they nodded and
smiled, not wanting to be labeled as insensitive.

To their collective shock, Elizabeth was accepted to the university. She
continued her academic journey with the same whimsical fervor, now signing
emails with "Lone Star Buffalo, Proud Native American Scholar." Her classmates
and professors were baffled but eventually grew fond of her quirky persona.

After graduation, Elizabeth found herself drawn to politics, where her flair for
creative storytelling and an uncanny ability to navigate bureaucratic waters led
her to a career in Congress. With her unique background, she became an unlikely
advocate for the banking industry. She'd passionately deliver speeches about
"honoring the ancient traditions of financial stability" and "respecting the
ancestral ties between money and power”.
"The SEC's Submissive Supervillain, Gary 'Strings Attached' Gensler"




Gary Gensler
Gary Gensler


Gary Gensler
Gary Gensler
In a charming corner of Baltimore, Maryland, amidst the wafts of cigarette smoke
and the pings of pinball machines, a tale of unexpected rise began. Meet Gary
Gensler, a man whose path to power was as bizarre as it was amusing.

Born to his father's entrepreneurial endeavors of selling cigarettes and pinball
machines to local bars, Gary seemed to inherit a knack for being in the right
place at the wrong time. He was a sickly lad, one who could catch a cold on the
sunniest day and was so thin that a strong gust of wind could topple him over.
His neighbors often found themselves worried that he might be blown away during
particularly windy days, which earned him the affectionate nickname "Gusty
Gary."

Despite his frailty, Gusty Gary was known for his incredible ability to bend and
contort his lanky frame into seemingly impossible shapes to retrieve the
pinballs stuck in machines. He may not have had the physical prowess of a hero,
but he sure knew his way around a tilt mechanism. The local kids marveled at his
contortionist feats, but they were more entertained by his unintentionally
comedic tumbles.

As he grew older, Gusty Gary's knack for finding himself in absurd situations
continued. He stumbled his way into a job at Goldman Sachs, where his sickly
appearance was matched only by his equally weak-willed demeanor. Instead of
standing up straight, he often found himself cowering at the mere mention of his
superiors' names. Some said that his daily commute was less a walk and more of a
series of apologetic shuffles.

However, to everyone's surprise (including his own), Gusty Gary's pitiable
persona somehow endeared him to those in power. His uncanny ability to play the
role of the underdog was met with sympathy from influential figures. His
colleagues found themselves offering him a comforting pat on the back as if he
were a lost puppy, and he'd bow his head in gratitude, his bony shoulders
trembling.

His mastery of self-deprecation and the fine art of supplication became
legendary within the hallowed halls of Goldman Sachs. He was often seen fetching
coffee with a sheepish smile, all the while being berated by coffee machine
errors that seemed oddly intent on foiling his already dismal day.

In a twist of irony, Gusty Gary's unrelenting attempts to please eventually led
him to the position of SEC Chairman. People scratched their heads in wonderment
at how the living embodiment of a pathetic loser had climbed to such heights.
And so, the once-blowable Gusty Gary now wielded immense regulatory power,
though he still struggled to open heavy doors without help.

As he took his place at the SEC, some say that the wind in Baltimore took a
break from its usual gusts, as if even nature couldn't bear to blow away the
culmination of Gusty Gary's improbable journey. And thus, Chairman Gensler
stood, a testament to the adage that sometimes, the path to power can be as
ridiculous as it is unexpected, and that even the most seemingly pathetic among
us can achieve greatness in their own quirky way.
Larry Fink
"From Streets to Stocks, I'm the Hustler Who Counts."




LarRy Fink
LarRy Fink


LarRy Fink
LarRy Fink
Molded on the gritty streets of Van Nuys, California, a young Larry Fink was
born into a world of adversity and unlikely destiny. Growing up poor amidst the
violence and chaos of the inner city, Larry's life was anything but ordinary.
His mother, a tenacious English professor, had an uncanny ability to connect
with the youth, and she decided to channel her skills into a unique
venture—teaching the young black children of the neighborhood how to channel
their struggles into rap music. With her guidance, Larry found his lyrical
talents and even penned verses about his struggles with math homework and
dodging dodgeballs.

Larry's father, on the other hand, owned a quirky shoe store that catered to a
very particular clientele—pimp boots. The kind of footwear that screamed, "I'm a
pimp, and I'm damn proud of it." Yes, those were the legendary pimp boots that
adorned the feet of hustlers and kingpins. Little did Larry know, those boots
would play a crucial role in his adult adventures.

As Larry navigated the turbulent streets, he found himself inadvertently
slipping into a role reminiscent of a character straight out of the Miami drug
cartel. With his rapping skills, he soon became a notorious figure known for his
lyrical prowess and ruthless rhymes. He earned the moniker "L-Dawg the Lyricist"
and his legendary rap battles were said to have shook the very foundations of
the local playground.

As time went on, Larry's ambitions shifted. He realized that while street cred
was nice, Wall Street cred was even better. And so, he did what any sensible
ex-rap-battling-pimp-boot-enthusiast would do – he turned his lyrical wit and
love for numbers into a thriving investment firm, aptly named Blackcock.

Despite the eyebrow-raising name, Larry was a visionary in the world of finance.
With each stock he picked, he seemed to harness the same energy he once poured
into his rap battles. His office was adorned with gold-plated calculators and
diamond-studded pie charts, a nod to his roots and the world he had left behind.

Word has it that Larry once closed a billion-dollar deal by rapping about
leverage and bonds while wearing nothing but those infamous pimp boots,
cementing their place as a symbol of international commerce.

Through sheer determination, Larry Fink transformed from a rapping street
warrior and pimp boot aficionado into a financial mogul. His success with
Blackcock defied all odds. Through a series of jaw-dropping escapades and
borderline NSFW strategies, Larry Fink ascended from the grimy streets to the
lavish penthouses of the financial world. And as improbable as the story may
sound, it serves as a reminder that sometimes, truth can be even stranger than
fiction.

So, as you sit in your office, sipping your watered down scotch and watching the
ticker symbols roll by, remember the tale of Larry Fink.

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