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INTRODUCTION TO LLG

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WHAT WILL YOU DO TODAY

We are taking a walk with The Leviathan Lobster God today. Will you join us?
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MOLTING CARE

Have you ever needed somebody to watch your back? The Leviathan Lobster God is
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DON'T MISS OUT ON LIMITED EDITION LOBSTER MERCH

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LEVIATHAN LOBSTER GOD



You've probably already heard about the buzz, or gargle noises...

We are a group of conscientious creators with plans to create and worship our
Leviathan Lobster God. Lobsters don't die of old age and typically can't keep up
with their gigantic size as they continue to grow and molt their shells.
Together we can make a difference.
 

If we help the Lorb molt and continue to grow, we as a community can help our
chosen exhalted one to reach otherworldly sizes and keep hoomans from destroying
the planet since it will probably just eat us all at that point.

But we digress, our mission is to help save the planet through illuminating
sermons, ridiculous memes, and organized beach cleanups..not to mention some
other pretty sweet interactive experiences that are on the way.


Do you accept the claw?

DUH OF COURSE I ACCEPT

KEEPING SCROLLING IF YOU AREN'T READY AND JUST WANT TO HUNT FOR HIDDEN EASTER
EGGS AND OTHER WEIRD STUFF


WE ACCEPT ALL


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TESTIMONIALS

“Once I found this group my entire life changed"

Mark / San Francisco, CA / Member since 2020

“I can't stop laughing"

Ian / Boom Town, MI / Member since 2020



My life was really boring until I found The Lorb. Now, I cleanup beaches and get
all the ladies.


*ACTUAL RESULTS MAY VARY

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You can begin your scuttling path with The Lorb today for free by selecting a
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BE INVOLVED

Don't just talk about it, shop about it. Beach cleanups also get the job done
and you earn serious brownie points

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CREATE

Become part of a thriving creative team! Your work can inspire billions of
people using our networks

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BE A LEADER

The Lorb loves everybody and you should feel empowered to show off your beliefs
and create LLG events of your own

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NEWS

The earth is suffering from pollution

but you could just sit there and watch.

No, let's save the planet



IT'S TIME FOR ACTION



Make sure to check out the entire website to find exciting hidden easter eggs.

Let's have some fun while you are still here.
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