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The Babylon Bee Has Finally Obtained The Harris-Walz Secret List Of Policies
Politics · Sep 6, 2024 · BabylonBee.com
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Kamala Harris has been very secretive about her policies — in fact, no one
really knows if she even has any. Unbeknownst to everyone, however, Kamala has
been preparing several policies this whole time.

In a world exclusive, The Babylon Bee has gone deep undercover to find the
following list of secret policies Kamala Harris and Tim Walz want to institute
when they are elected:

 1.  Get rid of dividers between urinals: Tim Walz was reportedly a big
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 2.  A new tax on money you saved by purchasing something on sale: What are you
     trying to do, rob Uncle Sam? Nice try.

 3.  Outlaw males: Tim Walz wouldn't be affected by this one.

 4.  Institute special joy camps where people without sufficient joy can go: Get
     ready for the happiest gulags you could ever imagine.

 5.  Re-tax all taxed taxes: The re-taxed taxed taxes will then be taxed again
     just in case they missed anything.

 6.  All McDonald's Happy Meals will now come with a free tampon: Start training
     them while they're young.

 7.  Require proof of transgenderism for assault weapon purchases: Trans rights
     are gun rights.

 8.  Kill all white people: The white supremacy problem will be solved once and
     for all.

 9.  Outlaw interviews with the president: Cutting down on misinformation, one
     step at a time.

 10. Make every month Pride Month: Why would we even want to have other months
     if they're not going to be gay?

Finally, voters can know where Kamala Harris and Tim Walz stand on such
important issues that so many people are concerned about. Remember, a vote for
Harris-Walz is a vote for taxpayer-funded energy-efficient mosques in every
American city!



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